My last late night out of 2007.
I went into the cinema with Chee Fung and Jun Zhan, and came out with a furniture-maker hopeful and a papaya.
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1. Why is democracy the ideal ideology?
2. Why don't the USA have had female presidents before?
3. Why is the USA the richest country in the world?
4. What would Singapore be like if the Chinese didn't migrate south?
5. What would the world be if Einstein was German?
6. What if MacDonald's hadn't caught on in America?
7. What if SPH didn't try out their media venture with Channels U and I?
8. Why is everything in Seoul so expensive?
9. What if Bill Clinton's scandal was not found out?
And here are my one-line answers:
1. Because the richest country in the world, USA, believes in it.
2. Because the truly sexist country is the USA.
3. Because USA is on a continent separate from the world.
4. Lee Kwan Yew would be a government leader in China, and Singapore will be under Malay rule.
5. The USA would still be the richest cos they are on a continent separate from the world, but Japan would still be occupying *gasp! Singapore..
6. Then we'll be having Billy Bombers around every corner instead.
7. Then we would not have as many big stars in Quan Yifeng, Guo Liang and Adrian Pang.
8. Because it is the capital of Korea, and Koreans support Korean products which give the Korean companies virtual monopolies and allows them to jack up the prices.
9. Then Bush would not be in the oval office right now, and we'll have world peace!
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