We have night markets too

Singaporean: What's nice to see and do in Taiwan?
Taiwanese: Oh you should totally visit our night markets. You can try out the ones at Shihlin, Raohe and Shi Da.
Singaporean: Cool. Singapore has night markets too. We call them pasar malam.
Taiwanese: Oh really? Where do I find them?
Singaporean: Err.. Maybe Ang Mo Kio? Or Tampinese?

他

第一次有机会望着他的背后，就在他的摩托车上，我感受到了莫名的温暖。
第一次惊慌地躲在他身后，看着远方一只狗狂吠，我找到了安全感。
第一次坐在蓄水池旁靠在他的肩膀，我认识了幸福。
第一次被他笑死三八，我知道了乐趣。

他，不小器，不自私，不计较，没心机。更不会像某些人做一些不可思议的离谱事，然后到处向外人装可怜。

他，很体贴，很细心，很护家，很有耐心。他清楚地让我知道我们将来的家是建立在爱的基础上，以幸福为墙壁，以欢乐为大门，以我们的名字共同于上帝骄傲地写下我们的门牌。

他是我的幸福，就如我是他的。

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