Sunday, June 12, 2011

The troublesome siblings

I always get a kick out of sending unsolicited commission-seeking agents on a wild goose chase. So I always have some time for them no matter what, with the goal of wasting more of their time than mine.

Agent: Hi Miss, can I have 2 minutes of your time for a short survey?
Me: Sure.
Do you save first or spend first?
Save first.
May I know why do you save first?
Oh. Because cannot spend finish.

My brother, apparently, has the same attitude.

Hi Sir, can I have 2 minutes of your time for a short survey?
Ok.
Do you save first or spend first?
Save first.
May I know why do you save first?
Nothing to spend on.

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